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Looking for an old alpaca farmer

I love alpacas and divorced my last 57 husbands because they didn’t. Must go to church every Sunday and worship the devil on Saturday.

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My Farmer Preferences

How long have you worked on a farm?45 years
What type of crops do you grow?Alpacas
What type of animals do you raise?Alpaca


EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageAfghani
Height7' 0" (213 cm) or taller
Eye ColorBlack
Hair ColorBald
Hair LengthBald
Best featureSmile
Body ArtInked all over
Health ConditionDeaf / hard of hearing
My AttractivenessVery attractive


Relationship StatusDivorced
Has childrenThree or more
Wants kidsNo
Housing SituationThere is always a party going on
Living ArrangementsWith kid(s)
Wants to RelocateYes
Have PetsExotic animal, Reptile, I own a farm
Has a carNo

Education & Employment

EducationHigh school Diploma - GED or equivalent
Employment StatusHomemaker
Annual income$2,500,000 +
Job TitleArtisanal alpaca specialist

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesCartoons, Situation comedies, Soaps
Favorite movies typesHorror, Thriller
Music typesCountry, Metal, Vacuum cleaner noises, Latin, Ambient, Reggae
Favorite artistsLana del Rey
Reading selectionClassic, Home & Garden, Horror, Mathematics, Reference, Religious
Favorite booksHarry Potter
Idea of funKnitting alpaca cozies
HobbiesClubbing, bar Hopping, Religion, spirituality, Gambling, Motorcycles, Hunting


My great timePartying, Clubbing / bars, Drinking, Extreme sports, Going to a casino, Playing dress-up


Political viewsSocialist
Attend religious servicesEvery day

Looking For

Must haveGood Looks, Empathy, Spontaneity, Money, Power
Look for in a partnerAlpaca loving
On the first dateAlpaca boot camp